For those of you not familiar with the website The Onion— it’s a fake news media online publication that generates silly/funny (sometimes crass) “news” stories. I recently came across this one and had to share it with you all. For the record, we think if your 1993 Toyota Camry is still running, there’s no need to get rid of it.
Just to reiterate, this is news satire and this story is NOT true.
From The Onion: “Saying it was simply time for drivers to move on, Toyota Motor Corp. issued a recall of its entire 1993 Camry model line Wednesday due to the fact that its owners really should have bought something new by now…” To continue reading Toyota Recalls 1993 Camry Due To Fact That Owners Really Should Have Bought Something New By Now, click here!
Business Insider reviewed the 2015 Toyota Camry and according to them, it’s “perfect”! Seriously, I’m not lying, journalist MATTHEW DEBORD, writes:
As sedans go, the Camry is perfect. Not nearly perfect — but perfect.
When faced with tough weather conditions (like we’ve been experiencing the past few days!), the Camry “The Camry and its surefooted front-wheel-drive plowed through snowbanks, extracted itself from frigid slush puddles, fired up without hesitation in subfreezing temperatures, and at one point sloughed off a bumper-to-bumper carapace of ice by bringing to bear the full force of its engine, defrosters, and heaters.”